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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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