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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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