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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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