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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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