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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊
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