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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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