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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃
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