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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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