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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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