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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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