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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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