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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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