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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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