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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺
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