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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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