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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻
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