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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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