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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃
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