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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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