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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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