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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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