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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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