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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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