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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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