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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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