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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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