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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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