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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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