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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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