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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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