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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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