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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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