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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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