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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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