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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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