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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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