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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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