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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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