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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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