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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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