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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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