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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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