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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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