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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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