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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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