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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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