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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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