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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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