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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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