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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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