Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.