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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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