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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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