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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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